sadsexypotato:

*fills a coconut with shower gel*

aesthetic

justinnnnnnnnnnnnnn:

When someone thinks you’re a hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees

image

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

once upon a time is weird because i could tell rumplestiltskin “hey your dad is hot” and technically speaking i wouldn’t even be lying? like it wouldn’t be a lie. i would not be lying

relax i just want to date your dad

heyitsjanesdiary:

sizvideos:

Video

This is really amazing :)
themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

quartetai:

Got a bit more done of this

quartetai:

Got a bit more done of this

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

youngblackandvegan:

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good